A matter of time:That is all it ever was—Before I got leashed
He bows to tyrants;He embarrasses us all;Barack Obama
How hard can it beTo compose a good haiku?All you have to do
Bronx Bombers, they're called;Twenty-six Series titles;This year they go down
Where is Steve Burri?He usually reminds meTo write a haiku
How long has it beenSince I composed a haiku?Does anyone care?
Steve Burri directed my attention to this.
Mark reminded meThat I hadn't written aHaiku in a while
It won't be long nowBefore the sport of the godsResumes, bringing joy
Please, Minnesotans:Don't send a clown to D.C.;Send a pro wrestler
The sport of the godsHibernates, this long winter;Baseball, my baseball
It was no contest:An old prisoner of warVersus Messiah
The World SeriesSuspended animationInclement weather
I've made up my mind:Come election day, I voteFor Joe the plumber
It has been a whileSince I composed a haikuI'm truly sorry
She's from AlaskaTo kick Obama ass-kaPitbull with lipstick
I cannot abideA totalitarianRegime; I boycott
Yankee hatred isNormal, natural, and rightUnlike Yankee love
A world without catsIs tolerable; a worldWithout dogs is not
Addendum: See here for previous haikus.
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